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Doctor said the patient I need help from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
"Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!" "How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked. "Lest's see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in '41

When you call a dog they usually from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.

Q Why couldnt the cat speakA The from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.

If a cat won an Oscar what from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.

Why was the cat afraid of the from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark.

A guy walks into a laundry run from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said to the cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure," replied the cat. "We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"

What is an octopus An eightsided cat from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.

What do cat actors say on stage from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !

What is another way to describe a from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !

Why was the cat so small Because from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

When the cats awayThe house smells better from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !

Which big cat should you never play from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

Teacher Name four members of the cat from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !

Why are black cats such good singersTheyre from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical.

What do you call a black cat from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !

What is a black cats favourite TV from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
What is a black cat's favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !

Whats furry has whiskers and chases outlaws from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
What's furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !

What did the black cat say to from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
What did the black cat say to the fish ? I've got a bone to pick with you !

Why do black cats never shave Because from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

When is it unlucky to see a from Flashcomment Cat jokes Jokes
When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !



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